Nobody likes cancer. Neither should astrology.
I think people born between June 22nd and July 22nd should no longer be called Cancer. Cancer is not a nice term.
The sign of the crab… Crabby is not a nice term either.
(Cut to scene from a restaurant:)
“Excuse me, do you serve crabs here?”
“Why of course, sir…. we serve anyone.”
They should be called Crustacean instead.
(Cut to scene from a bar:)
“Hey, what’s your zodiac sign? You’re a Capricorn?
Okay, that’s cool… I’m a Crustacean.”