Archive for the ‘Signage’ Category

Zodiac Sign Makeover

July 22, 2009

cancersign

Nobody likes cancer.  Neither should astrology.

I think people born between June 22nd and July 22nd should no longer be called Cancer.  Cancer is not a nice term.

The sign of the crab… Crabby is not a nice term either.

(Cut to scene from a restaurant:)
“Excuse me, do you serve crabs here?”
“Why of course, sir…. we serve anyone.”

They should be called Crustacean instead.

(Cut to scene from a bar:)
“Hey, what’s your zodiac sign?  You’re a Capricorn?
Okay, that’s cool… I’m a Crustacean.”

Crustacean works.

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Freedom of Expression in 10″ x 3″ Form

July 11, 2009

stickerbumpers

Charming little jewels of wisdom, traveling at 55 miles per hour or more.

(To view a variety of t-shirts, bumperstickers, mugs, totebags, wall clocks and other printable items, visit Graphically Yours.)

Vodka With A Kick

July 10, 2009

absolut_impact

Yikes…. powerful stuff!  (Never drink and drive.)

Bumperstickers

January 2, 2009
(My kinds of signs...lol)

(My kinds of signs...lol)