Zodiac Sign Makeover


Nobody likes cancer.  Neither should astrology.

I think people born between June 22nd and July 22nd should no longer be called Cancer.  Cancer is not a nice term.

The sign of the crab… Crabby is not a nice term either.

(Cut to scene from a restaurant:)
“Excuse me, do you serve crabs here?”
“Why of course, sir…. we serve anyone.”

They should be called Crustacean instead.

(Cut to scene from a bar:)
“Hey, what’s your zodiac sign?  You’re a Capricorn?
Okay, that’s cool… I’m a Crustacean.”

Crustacean works.

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